Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP
the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences
- the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
- the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
- the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
- the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch
- Bad guy: *beats up naruto*
- Bad guy: its over for you. you cant stand anymore. that should have put you out for weeks.
- naruto: *slowly stands up*
- Bad guy: holy shit? how is he doing that
- naruto: im going to be hokage
- Bad guy: Holy shit! I cant believe it. how is he doing this, he should be out cold right now. what is this feeling? What is this